Lurker blog of one ArsonFairy/TheAkamura. I don't post a lot of original stuff, but if you know me go ahead and say hi :D Also I have a tendency to talk in the tags, if that bugs you I'm sorry but I don't think we can be friends.

18th April 2014

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profoak:

i want this tattoo’d all over my body 

Tagged: I get that people ask questions like this to start conversations but it implies poor logical reasoning and that really grinds my gearsinformation prompts are not social scripts the culture of the English language is so goofy

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18th April 2014

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reqionalatbest:

tadelesmith:

is some creep trying to pester you into a relationship? are you ready to shut them out of your life once and for all and look cute as frick doing it? 

here’s a video to help you boot that sucker so far into the friendzone they’ll wish they’d never met you in the first place!

taylor’s amazing god bless

Tagged: makeup tutorialalso some giggles

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17th April 2014

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*drags half dead corpsey body onto tumblr* Sorry about my infrequent posting guys, I’ve had woooooork. *shambles off to sleep in the tub*

Tagged: Gotta head back to work in less than 4 hoursshouldn't complain though my boss has it a lot worsepoor lady barely gets any sleepgod bless caffeine pills and all other over the counter uppers

14th April 2014

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Of course the breeze blows the bedroom door shut as I’m reading creepypasta on an insomniac episode. Of course the wind picks up and blows the curtain across my leg at during an unsettling reveal. Of course my spouse just cracked all of his toes. It’s a good thing I’m already not getting any sleep tonight.

Tagged: apparently if you go looking for scary stuff on the internet your environment will decide to pitch in

13th April 2014

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Last night a kid came in to the photoset and apologised because the flash hit his eyes and he thought the camera took a picture of him because of that. If we weren’t closing, I wanted to show him how the camera worked, but I could only tell him that the light from a camera flash lit up the whole area and the picture is of what the lens is pointing at. 

Tagged: kids are a national treasure and must be protectedcameras don't work like thatlearning opportunity missed :(

13th April 2014

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thelonelyscarecrow:

castiels-time-traveler:

nintendocanada:

mapsontheweb:

Map of the World by Natural Skin Color

i’m really dumbfounded that i never realized skin colour is literally just caused by being closer to or farther from the equator and the resulting sun exposure and skin darkening

actually, its an adaptation. natural selection. people with darker skin are selected for in areas near the equator, where the melanin that causes the darker color protects them from radiation and protects them from skin cancer and other health defects, and because they are healthier they can pass on that trait more. people near the poles have lighter skin because it allows them absorb more of the limited sunlight to convert to vitamin d. 

THIS IS THE THING SOME PEOPLE HATE OTHER PEOPLE OVER.Evolution of melanin levels based on geographical location.

thelonelyscarecrow:

castiels-time-traveler:

nintendocanada:

mapsontheweb:

Map of the World by Natural Skin Color

i’m really dumbfounded that i never realized skin colour is literally just caused by being closer to or farther from the equator and the resulting sun exposure and skin darkening

actually, its an adaptation. natural selection. people with darker skin are selected for in areas near the equator, where the melanin that causes the darker color protects them from radiation and protects them from skin cancer and other health defects, and because they are healthier they can pass on that trait more. people near the poles have lighter skin because it allows them absorb more of the limited sunlight to convert to vitamin d. 

THIS IS THE THING SOME PEOPLE HATE OTHER PEOPLE OVER.

Evolution of melanin levels based on geographical location.

Tagged: scienceevolutionary adaptations

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13th April 2014

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Please reblog if you wouldn’t act differently around a friend if they came out as bisexual, gay or lesbian.

Hey Calla, this probably isn’t the time or the place, but I want to thank you for doing this for me. At a time when the people around me made me feel like I was less than garbage just for existing, you stuck by me and not only treated me like a person but willingly called me your friend, even when I acted like a butt to you (and I still do sometimes). Especially when I came out to you. I was prepared to lose you as a friend that day, and you proved me so, so wrong and for that I can never thank you enough.

Thank’s for sticking by me these past eleven years. I don’t deserve you, but I did need you.

Tagged: crying like a baby right now

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13th April 2014

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grimdarkthroes:











release the penguins


insert peanuts

are those ten fortes

I see two dinosaurs nuzzling each other.

EIGHT NOTE CHORDS? What instrument(s) is this for? An octopus??

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

that link is not the Death Waltz, but still a fun song!

grimdarkthroes:

release the penguins

insert peanuts

are those ten fortes

I see two dinosaurs nuzzling each other.

EIGHT NOTE CHORDS? What instrument(s) is this for? An octopus??

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

that link is not the Death Waltz, but still a fun song!

Tagged: everyone please look at this hot messit is gorgeous and I will have its hand in marriage

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12th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from ✿ Senyuu ✿ with 13,146 notes

minim-calibre:

iamnotswarley:

rudesby:

zombres:

I absolutely rank this as one of the big Moments in my life as a person who actively engages with text.  That is, this is a movie that you either decide to just GO WITH or you peace out as soon as you see a crowd of medieval jousting fans jamming to “We Will Rock You.” You CANNOT just passively take it in.  You MUST make a choice, and either accept or reject its wacky nature.  

I, obviously, decided that HELL YES was I into this and have never regretted it.

A TOAST TO ALL WHO ARE INTO A KNIGHT’S TALE UNIRONICALLY, particularly if you’re also an English history/language geek.

My only regret is that Chaucer’s costume did not remain just Paul Bettany’s skin.

Tagged: fucking loved this movie

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12th April 2014

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Just finished with work for the night and I am dead tired goodnight I’m gonna hobble into this hole and die now.

12th April 2014

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mother-machinegun:

on the right we have a wheat thin.
on the left we have this fucking abomination that was hanging out among the wheat thins what the fuck it’s like a wheat toboggan

mother-machinegun:

on the right we have a wheat thin.

on the left we have this fucking abomination that was hanging out among the wheat thins what the fuck it’s like a wheat toboggan

Tagged: the wheat toboggankeeps coming back

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12th April 2014

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sonicsbluehoneybuns:

I need to get some rest. it’s 3am in the morning and I need to head over for work tomorrow. (Yes, a very wise decision for me.)

Heh, you too?

Tagged: boops your noseBedtime youI say as I drink another mountain dew and wearily glance at the time

12th April 2014

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Today (technically yesterday, it’s now 3 in the morning where I live) I took the local bus to the Walmart in town to get the Jackson-Hewitt guy to do my taxes for me, and as I got on I saw that everyone on the bus, sans driver, was black (all college age, probably from WU). I, of course, don’t give any sort of shit. Race is a thing I notice and then file away as a physical descriptor in case I need to give a witness statement or something (it’s especially helpful if someone I see goes missing, which happened once). 

A brief explanation: I have a serious problem with touching. I will not touch a thing that isn’t mine without express permission. I still ask my Glorious Spouse if I can get a thing from the fridge even though we’ve been living together for the better part of a year, because it’s his apartment. And I especially revile touching strangers (in fact, the best way to gauge my comfort level with a person is how liberal I am with touching them. My poor best friend gets manhandled practically every time I see her.)

So it must’ve been pretty amusing to all these black college kids that as they’re going about their day commuting from place to place, this girl who is paler than porcelain (not shitting you, I don’t have any melanin in my skin at all, I’m practically bio-luminescent) has just gotten on the bus and is doing everything in her power to not touch anyone on her way to the empty seat in the middle next to the children’s booster seat. But I’m all whatever, and I get comfortable because it’s just another day where someone mistakes my weird physical contact avoidance for casual racism.

But then it got a little better: right as the woman seated across the aisle from me turned to give me a look, another white woman got on, and as she passed me she bumped my arm, and I immediately froze and began frantically wiping my arm off with my other hand (it calms) and a look of realization dawned on the other woman’s face.

I can only imagine what went through her mind. Probably something along the lines of “Oh, she hates everyone.” 

(Seriously sorry everyone on that bus had to see that though)

Tagged: Sean's misadventures in realityworldI'm not racist just please don't touch mewe can be friends just please stay across the roomI would be hell for someone who romanticizes fateful finger brushingOur hands would bump as we reach for the same book in a sparsely populated library sectionThey would glance hopefully in my directionI'm already off like a shot and rinsing my hand off in the courtesy drinking fountainROMANCE

12th April 2014

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mcalhen-creations said: do you follow cherrim or abyssalchronicles? They’re good for Tales of stuff, and lots of it. There’s probably more, I don’t follow enough myself. :’(

Followed both just now, many much thank yous :D 

Tagged: mcalhen-creationsSean replies

12th April 2014

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A lot of the people I follow for fandom reasons are slowly turning into SJWs (or maybe they’ve always been like that and I never saw their posts). Guys. Please stop. I like you just the way you are, you don’t have to start shit just to feel good about yourselves :(

*sigh* Guess I’ll come back in five years when you’re all jaded from that shit and want nothing to do with past you.

Tagged: shaking my head sadlycan anyone following me reccommend a good Tales of blog?